Pocket Money
c.2010 Glen King

1st. Verse:
I'm getting hassled by my landlord
Cause, I'm months behind in rent
Still ain't got the slightest clue
To where my stimulus went
So, I'll have to do a little midnight move
Before I get locked out:

Chorus:
I'll be
Picking up cans out of the trash
Washing dirty dishes for petty cash
Holding up a sign at the underpass 
Anything that pays
Pocket Money.

2nd. Verse:
Spent my last unemployment check
On toys and child support
Tried to keep some money for me
But, I guess I came up short
So, I'll sleep tonight in a mission bed 
Or, a box out on the street

Chorus:
I'll be
Picking up cans out of the trash
Washing dirty dishes for petty cash
Holding up a sign at the underpass 
Anything that pays
Pocket Money.

Bridge:
If worse comes to worse
Well, I'm gonna part
With the gold in my teeth
If push comes to shove
I can sell my blood
Though I did that, just last week:

Chorus: 
I'll be
Picking up cans out of the trash
Washing dirty dishes for petty cash
Holding up a sign at the underpass
Anything that pays
Pocket Money.

Additional lines:
And, I can
Polish your car and pump your gas 
Water your plants and cut your grass
Moon anyone that you wanna harass
Anything that pays
Pocket Money.